Godless Rachel

My Godless Vagina. By: Rachel Johnson Let it be known from here forward that my vagina has never had a personal relationship with god. Any god, ever. In fact my vagina has no clue why any god is so worried about it. It seems to me my vagina is just fine. I don't want your god in my vagina. I don't want your religion in my vagina. Most of all I don't want you telling me what to do with my godless vagina. My vagina was not issued by the state. I did not go to any office to pick it up. I did not have it ordered, or licensed. I was born with it. There is no bureaucrat in my vagina, and I assure you there is no room for one. In fact there is no doctor in there, there is no lawyer in there, and that is the way I want to keep it. I don't want you putting your religious laws into practice governing my vagina. She is fine, without you and certainly without your god. My godless vagina has been fine for all these years without someone forcing their beliefs on it. It has...